Monday, July 20, 2009

My Lucid Dream

Have you ever experienced a lucid dream? A dream where you’re actually aware that you’re dreaming? A few weeks ago, I had a dream where I was pretty sure I was dreaming. So damn sure. Because I dreamed I was a dinosaur (no, not Zahira Tarmizi’s little dinosaur, the big, mean one). Specifically, a Tyrannosaurus rex. You know, the flesh-eating-king-of-the-Jurassic-age. I looked something like this:

Groar! (Heya, how’s it goin’ pal?)

The dream came, I assume, after I saw in Discovery Channel that dinosaurs roam the earth for over 160 million years. 160 million years! Can you believe that? What were they doing on earth for so long? I gave it a lengthy thought, but perhaps my thoughts were too lengthened that I brought it into my dream that night. But that dream holds the answer to the questions I have been scouring over all day, so…yeah whatever

How did I know I was a T-rex? Well, I was tall, taller than Yao Ming, I stand on 2 feet, I have long legs, but my hands are so short, they are practically useless. So useless I can just let them catch gangrene and rot, and it wouldn’t make any difference to my quality of life. Anyway, in that dream, I was hanging around, minding my own business, watching volcanoes blast or asteroids coming down from the sky, having a nice chat with brontosaurus and triceratops, when suddenly, I started eating leaves. That’s when I felt something’s not right. It was like I’m on autopilot, you know. Like I still have a mind of my own, but I’m stuck inside this idiotic T-rex who eats leaves, and all I can do is watch. It was very frustrating. I wish I could shout: “Hey, what are you doing, man? What’s with the leaves, man? You’re a flesh-eating carnivore, darn it! Why are you even friends with brontosaurus and triceratops? Geez, why am I even having this dream?!”

I was so disappointed of myself that when I was eating those plants, tears rolled down my eyes. When I woke up, I realized that my cheeks were wet and my eyes were watery. That’s how real the dream seemed to me. That’s my lucid dream. Have you ever experienced one?

8 comments:

mimiqt said...

lutfi,

i had lucid dreams plenty of times already. u may say i'm a real dreamer. hahah.

btw. part makan daun tu takleh blah.

how come ur cheeks were wet and ur eyes are watery when u woke up??
penat berlari with those useless legs and hands??? hahah

Hezry Abu Hasan said...

name t-rex kau Bruno ke? ahaha

AdlineLime^-^Tea said...

hahaha...
still x leh berenti gelak walaupun ko dh penah cite time dulu...

bile terigt blk...mmg x leh blah la...

Lutfi Fadil said...

mimi: haha, no la, I was crying cuz I was so disappointed that I end up eating leaves walaupun ak adelah t-rex =P

hezry: Nope, more like Barney. haha

Noi: ya, truskn gelak ye...haha

dundeepurple said...

what's with u and dinos?

Lutfi Fadil said...

dinosaurs reminds me of my past life

IRA said...

ahahah of course not little dinosour la kan!

lawak gila t rex makan daun wahahahahahahhaha golek golek golek!

farah said...

nadu-lutfi kan org tua.dia hidup zaman dinosur.dulu2.re-incarnation --lutf fadil.

lutfi si t-rex herbivor

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